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September 8, 2009

Haiku Movie Reviews

Filed under: Uncategorized — Carly J Hallman @ 2:36 pm

Two movie reviews, in three haikus each.


Paper Heart

Two retarded girls
named Charlyne and Michael
fall in love on film.

The Animated
sequences? Amusing, sure.
I laughed real hard.

Worth watching, why not?
Though, I prefer my lesbians
much more attractive.



A movie re: balls,
life, death, and the working class
Mike Judge, do your thang!

Kristen Wiig: dullfest.
Jason Bateman: Yowza yow!
Ben Affleck: B list.

Office Space junior
Funny, but not groundbreaking.
Better luck next time!


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